What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do diabetic people sweat so much?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What blowjob techniques do you use for your man to cum inside your mouth?

You Only Live Twice

Octopussy

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

My grandmother deeded me her house before she passed last year. Her son still lives there refusing to move. What steps should I take to have him removed?

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Do people of NYC drive around Central Park all the time? Is there any subway tunnel to cross the park quickly? Is it annoying for people and does it cause traffic?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Man with the Golden Gun