What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 13:10

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Octopussy
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
From Russia With Love
-Bond slapping Tracy.